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At the risk of sounding like Jonathan Quayle Higgins: Oh. My. God! Senator Rick Santorum and Congressman Curt Weldon are still flogging the idea that, any minute now, we'll find those missing Iraqi chemical, nuclear, and biological weapons. Maybe Santorum and Weldon might also channel their energies into training our troops how to snap their fingers to keep the tigers away.
I hear that Santorum and Weldon will be discussing alien encounters at area 51, next week.
Posted by: 1MaNLan | 08/10/2006 at 18:53