Pants against Nazism
Dunkin' Donuts decided to cave into the silly, attention-grabbing boobs who accused Rachel Ray of sending secret pro-Jihadist signals by wearing a checkered scarf in a recent ad. As Poliblogger says, this "protest" makes about as much sense as a Monty Python skit. Especially since millions of people in the Middle East who are definitely not Jihadists--including Israelis, and even US troops stationed in Iraq--also wear the keffiyah to protect themselves from the desert sun, wind, and sand.
OK, let's start a silly, attention-grabbing protest of our own.
- Hitler wore pants.
- MSNBC's Brian Williams, Tim Russert, and Chris Matthews wear pants.
Draw your own conclusions.
That is laugh out loud funny.
Posted by: Steven Taylor | 05/28/2008 at 12:46
This might better be described as "Trousers against Nazism." Just the thought of even thinking about Hitler's pants gives me the heebie-jeebies. Eeek!
Posted by: Cole | 05/29/2008 at 02:49
That's why you were supposed to eat your pants during WWII.
Posted by: Jasper Buckleman | 05/29/2008 at 10:22
Enough! This makes you want to piss in your pants!
Posted by: Pietro | 05/29/2008 at 10:30
We are all in trouble..'Arabic Numerals'.. what are going do now?
Posted by: Daudi | 05/29/2008 at 10:38
Thanks for the heads up. I had no idea the MSNBC hosts were Nazi appeasers.
Posted by: Steve Johnson | 05/29/2008 at 10:38
And wearing a necktie! We're all fascists now.
Posted by: joshers | 05/29/2008 at 11:04
I didnt know I was a Nazi. No wonder I like wearing shorts more.
Posted by: Ajay | 05/29/2008 at 11:13
Malkin's boobs are not that attenion-getting. . . . why do you think she has to push this drivel.
Posted by: Marc | 05/29/2008 at 11:25
Rachel Rays scarf was actually a silk fringed paisley patterned number.
maybe a secret signal for the transgender arm of Hamas?
Posted by: mgason | 05/29/2008 at 11:30
Workers of the World! Unite! Against Pants!
Posted by: wazzzamasoo | 05/29/2008 at 12:30
Even better, i stumbled across this web site that sattires that exact hitler photograph with President Bush & his two-party cronies:
http://www.cafepress.com/licons/5096481
It is pretty funny,
Posted by: Wilfred Arley | 05/29/2008 at 12:46
I would definitely be profiling men in lederhosen!
Posted by: William Dalton | 05/29/2008 at 15:03
I can't wait for her new book... "How to wage Jihad for only 40 Dinar a day!"..
What complete BS.
Posted by: Evan Shaw | 05/29/2008 at 15:33
Michelle Malkin is a fruitcake.
Posted by: Liam Gallagher | 05/29/2008 at 17:48
Support your Krispy Kreme Donuts or the Dunkin Donuts Terrorists win! LOL
This country has turned into a bad joke.
Posted by: anarcho-capitalist | 05/29/2008 at 19:02
Hillary wears women's suitpants. Conspiracy!
Posted by: Condor | 05/29/2008 at 19:09