When you spend all your time in a state of manufactured outrage, you start seeing the Devil in every shadow on the wall. That's how, if you see the perky Rachel Ray in a scarf, you might conclude that she is sending secret signals, in a Krispy Kreme ad, to support keffiyah-wearing Jihadists.
By that measure, Barbara "Barafat" Bush yearns for a return to the Caliphate. How else can you explain her choice of dress patterns? Eternal fashion vigilance, everyone!

Of course, these are the same people who freaked out that the Texas Rangers wore "Los Rangers" jersey's on Cinco de Mayo a couple of years ago (click my name above for the link).
Incredible stuff.
Posted by: Steven Taylor | 05/26/2008 at 07:11
Hey, didn't your home state once ban Blackened Voodoo beer because of its alleged Satanic aftertaste?
Posted by: Tom Grant | 05/26/2008 at 09:33
And if you drink it backwards, you burp a demonic message!
Posted by: Steven Taylor | 05/28/2008 at 13:01